Polite Bureaux. Stories MADE IN BROKE BRITAIN. First single ‘SCRATCHCARD’ from their Debut Album 

SCRATCHCARD Single Release Date 28/02/2024 

A familiar story of losing it all and running on empty in more ways than one! 

A true story of hard times, when it came to the roll of the dice in a motorway service station purchasing a scratch card to buy fuel and winning 70 quid.

SCRATCHCARD Story Lyrics


Zero miles to empty on the M 606
Scratch card
Scratch card
Doesn't get old (pause)
Same old story (pause)
Looking for gold
Scratch card
Scratch card
2 Ones, a 3 and a 5
WH Smith's outside (pause)
Scratching silver paint off cardboard (pause)
in the cold
Scratch-card
Scratch card
crossed finger, three diamonds, gold bars
Lucky dip
Top prizes
Load of shit (radio edit ‘blip’)
Zero miles to empty on the M 606
Scratch card
Scratch card
15 chances to win
Same old story
Luck spin
Scratch card
Scratch card
Top prizes £50,000
Dream big, play small
Lose it all
Scratch-card
Scratch card
3 sevens
Twenty quid
12 point 9 litres
Load of shit (radio edit ‘blip’)
166 miles to empty on the M 606